Middlelands Gets Weirder & More Fantastic

Can you believe Middlelands is only two months away? It seems like just yesterday that Insomniac announced they were adding a new festival to their lineup. Now Middlelands is already giving out all the exciting details.

Just this week, the new event released their festival map. However, what’s prompting people to take a closer look are the other details. For example, the lineup doesn’t really feature headliners. The whole roster is listed alphabetically.

Middlelands will be packed with cool performers.

And if you go to the website, it simply says, “You are the headliner.” What?

On the bright side, they are promising plenty of cool experiences. They have stages based on castles and ships as well as jousting and rides. There will also be plenty of performers, from “cyber-wenches to barbarian beauties.”

Also, they have some absolutely insane camping packages available. For example, there’s a 20-foot dome tent with controlled A/C called the Paladin Quarters available for rent. Or you can go even bigger with a Royal Manor for $5,450, which includes private security and a complimentary beauty bar. Needless to say, we’re pretty curious what will unfold.